Rob Pattinson Graces Vanity Fair

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Little Shark Boy was a cutie even back then

Open Letter to The Movie Mogels

Dear Movie Mogels,

Is your studio in the dumper? Haven't had a hit in quite a while? Laying people off? Nothing Buzzworthy? Ummm...well that is because you haven't paired....

Efron and Pattinson!

These guys are movie magic and will bring in the cash, plus they like each other. Pattinson brings up Efron in just about every interview and Efron thinks that Pattinson is making great choices. When Access Hollywood asked Zac Efron about Robert Pattinson he said, "He’s absolutely amazing, I think he’s making great choices. I think he’s handling it all really well, but you know, he’s a superstar. He really deserves all this.”

These guys are hot and girls and guys love them...sounds like a match made in heaven. Just imagine the merchandising.

Signed,
Me

S

Robert Pattinson's Itinerary

With Rememeber Me in theaters, Rob is doing the press junket! Check him out on the follow.

• March 1st: The Today Show
• March 1st: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
• March 1st: Remember Me premiere
• March 2nd: The View
• March 2nd: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Robert Pattinson Comes Out So To Speak!

According to Sun Robert Pattinson has confirmed that he and Kristin Stewart are an item.

I have to wonder if his confirmation has something to do with his interview for Details magazine where he said:

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover." After having to pose with a bunch of half naked women. Umm...if this statement is true, I feel bad for Kristin. She looks like a chick which means she might possibly have a vagina no? 

What Is Wrong With Us?

I love Robert Pattinson and Lord knows I am constantly on the lookout for more photos of his face, however,  I feel that he shouldn't have taken over the cover USA Weekend, especially when the other cover stories are an Insider's View of Iran and Life Saving Advice for Women.

What does this say about our nation when a fictional, although hot vampire takes over the cover of a news?

To see the story from USA Weekend go here.

Body Language Speaks Volumns-Comic Con 2009 Pictures

Whether Kristin and Rob are together or not, that seems to be the question on Twilighaholics minds everywhere. Well, in the pictures I have seen taken at Comic Con, she seems to be leaning all over Taylor. Her arm is around Taylor and her other arm next to Rob P is awkwardly up in the air in an "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" sort of way. Rob Paz is obviously talking, probably saying, "do I smell?" or 'Did we sleep together last night?" Or some other WTF statement.





However, when she finally has to put her arm around Rob (some reporter must have requested it, "awww..come on Kristin, include Rob.") she leans into him and obviously got hot because she removed her sweatshirt.

See how the rag magazines get their stories? Just make some shit up and roll with it. Easy Peasy.

Is It Fair?

Emilie De Ravin of Lost who got to spend years on a tropical island with the likes of Josh Holloway (my last celebrity crush) now gets to make out on another beach (quite different than the paradise of Lost) with my (newest celebrity crush) Robert Pattinson! Don't get all uppity, although he is wearing his signature plaid and his dark sunglasses, they are actually filming a scene for their new movie Remember Me.

Geez why did she get the "lucky as hell" card. She must have done something right in her last life. Lucky bitch!