You SO Need Dentyne!!!!!!

Does this happen to you? People and animals dropping dead when you open your mouth to talk?



I must admit, while the people thing has never happened to me, I have seen a few squirrels give the universal sign for choking, before scurrying off when I sit on the deck.

Oh, I am so embarrassed. I had no idea I had this "blog smog" thing!

No one told me! What kind of friends are you anyway???

I am putting this on my birthday wish list.